Currently Listening 50 First Dates By Various Artists Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - "Over the Rainbow" see related

OK GUYS.....I've got a crazy riddle
Hypothetically lets just say you died

You find your self in a room with two doors, one going to heaven and the other going to hell, not that you know which one is which.

You have to choose your own Destiny!!!!!!!

There is an angel guarding each door.

One has been ordered to lie to you no matter what and the other will tell the truth to you no matter what.

You don't know which angel is guarding which door.

You can only ask ONE  ??question??  to find your way to heaven!

W H A T   W I L L   Y O U   A S K ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Tell me what you think in the comments but please don't give it away to anybody if  you know!!!!!

Trust me there is an answer......I feel so bad........

I made some friends really work for it.....it took em an hour and they just about got the answer....but i told them just to ruin there fun!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Salaamz peoplez,

Aight i have a big exam coming up....all the people that know me please make dua for me. for those of you who don't know what i am talking about.  I am taking the USMLE Exam to be a doctor.  Make dua for me if you can.

Man i hate this......its like jail.

Game plan after i pass:

ACT A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

READ AMIR SAEEDS XANGA......If you ugly you go to see a beautician not your mom! who says " you are the most handsome boy or prettiest girl"!....If you fat you go to see a dietician not you friends who say " no you are just big boned"....If you rich you go to see a banker not a salesman who will rip you off and talk you into an "investment".......  If you hungry and poor you go to the soup kitchen not the grocery store where your stomach will growl just by walking theough the isle!

If you are thirsty you seek those who got water, you don't go to a swimming pool (ewww nasty).

GUESS WHO HAS GOT ALOT OF WATER.   frickin amir saeed!!!!!!!!

And he is sharing on his site....and man oh man aren't we thirsty

SAY IT!!!

Say your thirsty..... you know you are...

Fine its just me.....I like water......

AND FOOOOD!     I am fat and happy ( but trying to lose a bit of weight ).  So don't go callin me Gulab jamoon (which are awesome)

I think amir has got some of that tooo

Currently Listening Dizzy up the Girl By Goo Goo Dolls Here is gone see related

Oh yea I love Jummahs.....The good old masjids....Good old IFS....

It is kinda wierd for me though, cuz jummahs are like the best day of the week for me.  Ofcourse not every week, but i try.  Its wierd cuz i am totally scrubbin the whole week....chance are that i haven't shaved either.  I always have this huge pile of clothes to be washed that never seems to get any smaller.  Oh yea and not to mention the other pile of clothes to be ironed. (JOOLIA DONDE ESTA MI CAMISA!!!!! Y MI PANTALONES) ...<Inside joke only asim and mobs will probably understand, oh and i plan on dedicating a post to her>... All week i dread having to study and deal with people.  Its almost like i walk hunched.

BUT ON JUMMAHS......

Boy do things change.  The piles seem smaller. The mug gets a shave and a trim.  The shower is warmer and smells better ( yea thats the only time i am not lazy enough to use the body wash.)  Oh yea and out comes the face wash.  My faces accumulates alot of stuff through out that week.  But you guys know what i mean, you know, you pick out the " good " clothes and iron em.  Them you put em on feeling all pimped out.  Put on some cologne or ithr if you please.  And you look in the mirror and you just feel better knowing you are going to the masjid.  knowing you are looking good..  ( 90% of the time i really do it for jummah ).  Finally you make you way to the masjid and park.  You start walkin up.  you see people.  all looking good like you.  just cuz its jummah.  and them you get inside and asses the situation. You find a good area and negotiate a spot between two unsuspecting uncles. ( happens alot in the front of the masjid.where its crowded.  But ITS NOT CROWDED ENOUGH....cuz people for some reason like the back of the masjid.) .  You bust out some rakhas of sunnah and you chill....Hey i just realized!....that like the only time i really sit on the floor comfortably.  but yea you sit and you chill and wait which by itself is accumulating rewards.  Then some kid gets up give a really nice athan. and it starts.......

You are in a battle at that point.  trying hard to pay attention.  I do alright but sometimes i catch my mind wandering so i pull back.  Our attention is almost like a disobedient little child.  always wandering and never listens to what we say.  but anyhow, you hear a good khutba most of the time and try to let it affect you and sink in.  Then ofcourse there is jummah salaat.  I like it alot cuz its almost like the most concentrated prayer that whole week.  And cuz its only like two rakhas.    And after prayer you bust out a couple solid sunnah rakhas and make your way to the exit.  Then you make a decision to donate or not depending on the person you are.( by the way i feel like donations are a very private thing.  You can't accuse anybody of not doing it cuz they might just be doing it very secretly which is even better.  So you got one group whos donating and the other made up of people who haven't and people who do it very well for maximum reward.  Interesting right?).  And then you head outside. and meet your brothers and sister respectively. 

From there ANYTHING GOES!!!!!........(  just no badmashi)

You can go home, you can go out to eat, you can vist family ETC......And each of those by themselves is alot of fun...the good kind!

So yea jummahs are really awesome.